BOOK 1: BIBLE PERVERSIONS
Tabacco: I begin my Search for Truth by ASSUMING FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT that there is a God, who created the Universe! A Serious Search, predicated on a False Major Premise will disprove that Major Premise by its found CONTRADICTIONS! If there is NO GOD, we will find that out!
To find the Truth about the True God, we must first analyze the Holy Bible to determine exactly who Yahweh was, whether Yahweh was the ‘True God’, whether the ‘Good Book’ has misled Mankind from the beginning, and whether or not the ‘God’ of Genesis is NOT the True God, but an Extraterrestrial Imposter!
By Investigating and Unifying ALL THE EVIDENCE WE ALREADY HAVE, which most people are unaware of, we will determine Bible Perversions (if any), why they are there, who put them there and what those Perversions mean.
Clifford Irving once collected a $100,000 advance from a major Publisher to write the ghosted autobiography of Howard Hughes, the richest man on Earth at the time and a recluse. Hughes came forward to expose Irving as a FAKE! However that did not prove that Howard Hughes was Not Real.
If we determine that the Holy Bible is also a FAKE, that will NOT Prove the Nonexistence of God any more than Irving’s FAKE disproved the Existence of Howard Hughes.
Disproving the Validity of the Holy Bible does NOT disprove the EXISTENCE OF GOD! That is a Syllogistic Problem based on a FALSE MAJOR PREMISE!
Having stated my ‘Axioms of Mankind’, before we may proceed this Investigation we must first dispel
INACCURATE INTERPRETATIONS OF
ACCEPTED TRUISMS, WHICH ARE FALSE, &
UNAXIOMATIC AXIOMS of any kind contained in The Holy Bible and commonly accepted as Fact!
STARTING WITH A CLEAN SLATE
To do this we MUST begin with the HOLY BIBLE!
I have published this pithy quotation before, but it cannot be repeated too often:
I could begin with Adam & Eve, God created Earth in 6 days and the 7th day He rested, Jesus is God’s only son or a myriad of Biblical Perversions. But I have chosen to begin with Lot’s Wife!
(As with all Images in Tabacco Posts, to view a larger Image, Click once on the Image; to view the Source in its entirety, Click on the URL!)
With the Images above you have all that is both Sufficient & Necessary to analyze the Biblical Myth re LOT’S WIFE!
Salt (Sodium Chloride – NaCl) is composed ONLY of Sodium (Na) and Chlorine (Cl). The Human Body is
Even with their obviously superior chemical and nuclear abilities, ET could not turn these ingredients into a Sodium Chloride STATUE that anybody could actually see!
To end up with NaCl, first you must begin with Na and Cl in appreciable quantities! To do otherwise would decimate GOD’S UNIVERSAL PHYSICAL/CHEMICAL LAWS. We’re not discussing Radioactive Materials here!
For the sake of Argument, I will eliminate Oxygen, Hydrogen & Nitrogen (gases in most STP conditions on Earth). That is hypothetically possible! But we are left with 18.5% Carbon, 0.2% Sodium and 0.2% Chlorine (also gaseous when not combined chemically with Sodium). That translates to 18.9% of Lot’s wife’s original body – and most of that (98%) is Carbon (not Salt)! If Lot’s Wife’s body were “turned into” SALT, there would be only 2% of that body left to see (sans those eliminated gases)!
Now consider this! Excluding the MANMADE STATUES, many photos in the following Montage depict ACTUAL SALT STRUCTURES, created by Nature on this planet Earth. This undoubtedly is where the Concept for this Tale emanated.
From our Initial Hypothesis (Tabacco’s 5 Axioms Of Mankind, Nos. 3, 4 & 5), it is obvious that if such a retelling of Events were accurate, God’s Universal Laws of Chemistry would be turned on its ass!
Therefore, to swallow this Parable hook, line and sinker, all of the following MUST be Valid and True:
Tabacco’s Axioms (Nos. 3, 4 & 5) are Wrong,
God’s Laws of Chemistry are Invalidated,
Science’s Interpretation of God’s Chemical Laws are Wrong and
The Holy Bible is 100% Accurate & True
Tabacco concludes that the Witnesses to that Event were sadly mistaken and probably saw a Salt Structure similar to those in the photomontage immediately above. Since Lot’s Wife had disappeared, they erroneously ass-u-me she had become a PILLAR OF SALT!
Perhaps you have concluded that those Pillars of Salt, pictured above, are composed entirely of Humans, who have disobeyed God? If that is so, then why isn’t George W. Bush an MIA?
Lot’s Wife Postscript:
Science has been WRONG on Occasions, too numerous to count! However, there are Many Major Differences between Science and Religion. I shall not attempt to catalog them in this writing. However 1-Difference stands out:
Every New Discovery, Every New Invention changes Science! Science is Mutable!
Religion changes imperceptibly if at all! Religion is Immutable!
When Human Knowledge fails to change and grow, it remains forever replete with Misinformation, Misinterpretation & Misuse!
Mankind wants to believe in a ‘God’, who watches over us and only us, a God who sends us his ‘Only Son’ to save our Souls, a God who punishes the Wicked and protects His True Believers. However, those are Human constructs with ET’s guidance and direction of course. Mankind might never have concocted these Myths in their entirety without outside aid and assistance. Those are NOT FACTS; those are MYTHS!
The Easiest Sell is the Sell that appeals to the Buyer’s own Vanity, Needs, Desires and Prejudices. ET was preaching to the Choir! There was NO CHANCE mankind would not buy what ET was selling – at least not until now!
Tabacco firmly and without reservation believes in an all-powerful, all-thinking God! However, I also firmly and without reservation believe that God is NOT to be found in the pages of Genesis! Nor do I believe that the True GOD is MALE! SEX & GENDER are Animal Attributes, not Godly! The Holy Bible has lied to us; the True God WOULD NOT LIE! The Yahweh in Genesis was therefore an
Extraterrestrial GOD Imposter!
BISHOP USSHER’S BIBLICAL TIMELINE
(When reading Ussher’s Timeline below,
Intaking Grains of Salt is highly recommended!)
-by Bishop USSHER,
(d) 1656 AD.
Beginning of Time Genesis 1:1″ In the beginning God… Note: Therefore the word prehistoric has no meaning since time began with God”. This would be the same time that the dinosaurs roamed the earth alongside with Adam, and those that lived before the flood.
Time of Creation Note: The bases of the work of Bishop Ussher were correct with his date of 4004. Since his time certain dates of events have been modified (dates that were unknown in his time) since his day.
Birth of Methuselah (His name means: When he dies, it shall come forth) the countdown for the flood had begun.
Birth of Noah
God announces to Noah his plans to destroy the earth with the flood.
Time of the Great Flood
Birth of Peleg (name meaning division) during this time the division of the tower of Babel took place.
Time of the building of the Great Pyramids and the Great Sphinx of Egypt: the name of Egypt comes from the same name as Mizriam which was the son of Ham, who migrated to that area. This
Hsia Dynasty first known dynasty according to Chinese legend.
Birth of Abraham
Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah: these cities have been located on the southern end of the Dead Sea. Their Destruction caused the high level of salt concentration, which we have today.
Death of Shem, who was the last recorded of those that lived before the flood.
Earliest of Chinese writing known as ideograms
Time of the 12th dynasty of Egypt
Birth Of Joseph
Time of seven years of Plenty: this would be during the reign of Sesotris III, who ruled all of Egypt thru the help of Joseph. Genesis 45:8
Time of the seven years of Famine: during this time Jacob and his sons came to Egypt.
13-17th dynasties of Egypt (The Hyksos Domination)
The Shang Dynasty -First documented Chinese dynasty.
Minoan civilization found on the island of Crete.
Time of the 18th Dynasty of Egypt
Birth of Moses: it was Hatshepsut who was the daughter of Pharaoh, who drew Moses out of the Nile.
Exile of Moses in Egypt
Reign of Amenhotep II, Pharaoh of the Exodus: after this Pharaoh the next three pharaohs considered the worship of one god compared to many gods. Many scholars believe this is because of the God of the Hebrews humbling the many gods of Egypt. After the death of Amenhotep II, Thutmosis IV ruled Egypt. His stela stands in between the paws of the great Sphinx.
Time of the Exodus
The Children of Israel in the wilderness.
Time of the Conquest of Canaan by Joshua. During this time period Joshua prays for the son and moon to stand still so that they can defeat their enemies. Proof of this miracle is found in many historical records of an extended day or night depending on their location on the earth. Thus, showing evidence consistent to the biblical record.
Time of the reign of King Tutankhamen. (King Tut)
Time of the judges of Israel.
Time of the 19th Dynasty of Egypt.
Time of the reign of Rameses II, Mistaken to be the Pharaoh of the Oppression by liberal scholars who did not believe in a literal translation of the Old Testament.
Reign of Pharaoh Merneptah who was the 13th son of Rameses II. during his reign a stone record detailing a campaign in which Israel is listed as a nation. this is the earliest known record of the name of Israel in Egyptian records.
Time of Israel being enslaved by king Jabin of Canaan. Eventually Israel would be delivered by God through Deborah, Israel’s only female judge.
The Chinese Chou dynasty.
Time of the judge, Samson. even after his death many legends have been formed, such as the Greek legend, Hercules.
Time of the rule of King Saul of Israel.
Time of the rule of King David of Israel.
Mayan civilization begins in South America.
Time of the rule of King Solomon.
Time of the Division of Israel into two nations.
Raiding of the temple in Jerusalem by Shishak I, King of Egypt
Time of the reign of King Shalemaneser III. during his reign a black obelisk that bears the only known image of an Israelite king.
Nineveh hit by a plague.
Time of Solar eclipse, which was recorded in Nineveh and Jerusalem on June 15.
Nineveh struck with another plague.
Time period in which Jonah preached at Nineveh, which caused a major revival. Possibly the two plagues and solar eclipse prepared the people for Jonah’s message of judgment.
The Besiegement of Jerusalem under King Hezekiah. During this time Jerusalem was delivered when an angel of the lord destroyed Sennacherib’s army of 185,000 men, during one night.
Fall of Nineveh.
Reign of Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon. Hanging gardens of Babylon (Second wonder of the ancient world).
Rome conquered by the Etruscans.
Siege of Jerusalem by King Nebuchadnezzar.
Israel’s 70-year Babylonian Captivity begins.
Time of Buddha of India
Reign of Syrus.
Reign of Nabonidus.
Time of Confucius of China.
Completion of Zerubbabel’s temple in Jerusalem.
Rome declared a republic.
Esther becomes queen of Persia.
Statue of Zeus. Third wonder of the ancient world.
Time of Socrates.
Time of Hippocrates.
The construction of the Parthenon.
Temple of Artemis, Fourth wonder of the ancient world.
Time of Plato.
Death of Socrates by poisoning.
Time of Aristotle.
Life of Alexander the Great.
Tomb of Maussollos, Fifth wonder of the ancient world.
Alexander becomes king of Macedonia.
Library of Alexandria established.
The Colossus of Rhodes. Known as the sixth wonder of the ancient world.
The lighthouse of Pharos in Alexandria, Egypt. Known as the seventh wonder of the ancient world.
Great earthquake of Rhodes.
Time of the building of the great wall of china.
The writing of the Rosetta Stone.
Beginning of the Maccabean revolt.
The origin of Hanukkah.
Reign of Cleopatra VII.
Reign of Julius Caesar.
Assassination of Julius Caesar.
Death of Antipater, died as a result of being poisoned by a rival. Antipater was the father of Herod the Great.
Reign of Herod the Great, king of Judah
Massacre of infant boys, 2 and under, by Herod in Bethlehem and surrounding villages. Later that year, Herod the Great dies.
Birth of Christ. This is due to an error in the Ancient calendar. This was also confirmed by the date of the roman census based on documents found in the roman archives.
Time of reign of Pontius Pilate, Governor of Judea.
Jesus is crucified in Jerusalem, then on the 3rd day, rises from the dead, and is seen by over 500 eyewitnesses.
Stephen is stoned outside of Jerusalem; Saul of tarsus witnessed it.
The Time of Ignatius.
James, the son of Zebedee, is killed by Herod Agrippa in Jerusalem.
New Testament written.
Ministry of Paul.
Phillip is stoned in Heirapolis, Phrygia.
The Reign of Emperor Nero. This was the first of ten major persecution periods for the early church.
James the lesser, stoned and clubbed to death in Jerusalem.
Barnabus is burned at Salamanca on Cypress. That same year Mark dies by being dragged to be burning in Alexandria, Egypt.
Time of the Magdalen Papyrus, oldest new testament manuscript containing part of Matt. 26.
Romans Destroy Jerusalem under the command of General Titus.
The time of Polycarp, who was a disciple of the apostle John and also a friend of Ignatius. Polycarp had access to the original manuscripts of the New Testament.
The city of Pompeii was destroyed by the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
The time of Emperor Domitian. who banished the apostle John to the isle of Patmos. This was the second major wave of persecutions against the early church.
Time of the Black Death.
Life of John Hus.
Wycliffe’s translation of the scriptures was complete and was based on the Latin Vulgate.
The Roman church punished by death anyone found preaching John Wycliffe’s ideas.
Life of Joan of Arc.
Time of the Council of Constance. This council ordered that John Wycliffe’s books were to be burned and that his remains be dug up and burned. John Hus burned at the stake.
The Order of the Council of Constance was carried out.
Purgatory was proclaimed.
Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. The Bible was the first book printed.
The city of Constantinople falls to the Ottoman Turks.
Time of Desiderius Erasmus.
Time of Thomas Moore.
Time of Martin Luther.
Time of William Tyndale.
Christopher Columbus discovers America.
Birth of Menno Simons, leader of the Mennonites.
Time of Philipp Melanchthon.
Time of persecution of the Huguenots (French protestants) in France.
John Calvin is born.
During a visit in Rome, Martin Luther was appalled by the corruption and perversion that he saw in the Papal Court.
A Turkish admiral by the name of Piri Reis prepared on parchment a large illuminated map of the world, which would be lost until 1929.
John Knox was born.
October 31, Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the door of the Wittenberg church.
Chocolate was imported to Europe from the Aztecs.
Martin Luther is called before an Imperial Diet at Worms, Germany, to recant his teachings.
The third edition of Erasmus Greek text, which becomes the foundation for the Textus Receptus.
William Tyndale’s New Testament is published.
August 6, William Tyndale is burned at the stake.
Matthews Bible was published and was called the Great Bible.
Time of the Council of Trent. While the protestant reformation began to spread throughout most of Europe, the Roman Catholic church realized that internal reform was necessary to counter the rise of Protestantism. The council stated the following: *Martin Luther’s justification by faith alone was incorrect. *The number of sacraments necessary for salvation was declared to be seven.* Apocryphal books plus unwritten tradition are on equal ground with the word of God.* Denounce the tenets of Protestantism as heresy.
Scottish reformation begins under the ministry of John Knox.
New Testament of the Geneva Bible was printed.
Time of the Geneva Bible, which was translated by William Whittingham. who married Calvin’s sister-in-law. It’s popularity was do in part to it’s size, it was small enough to hold, because the regular church bibles measured more than15 X 9 inches. The Geneva Bible found favor among the followers of Calvin & Knox. It was also the bible of the Puritans.
The life of Galileo Galilea – Modern physics owes its beginning to Galileo, who was the first astronomer to use a telescope. By discovering four satellites of the planet Jupiter, he gave visual evidence that supported the Copernican Theory, which taught that the earth and the other planets revolved around the sun. From the 2nd to the 16th centuries AD, scholars accepted the Ptolemaic theory of astronomy. Named for its Alexandrian author Ptolemy, the theory stated that the earth was the center of the universe, and that the other celestial objects including the sun revolved around the earth.
The Bishop bible was published.
John Knox Died. Also 70,000 French Protestants ( Huguenots ) were murdered in Paris on Aug. 27th better known as St. Bartholomew day.
Old testament of Vaticanus was printed. Also The Birth of Virginia Dare who was the First European Born in the New World.
The Spanish Armada, which was sent to make England Catholic, was destroyed by storms and the small but fast English fleet.
Birth of Roger Williams.
Time of the translation of the King James Version Bible.
The King James Version is refined from misspelled words and the Apocrypha was removed, which was in the first Edition. the churches never considered them as inspired as the rest of the Bible.
Life of John Wesley.
Life of Jonathan Edwards.
Life of Charles Wesley.
Life of George Whitefield.
Life of David Brainerd, who became a missionary to the American Indians.
Captain James Cook Discovers Australia.
The King James Version of the Bible is revised due to the changes of the alphabet. It is this edition, which we have now in the present.
The American Declaration of Independence.
Life of Peter Cartwright – Methodist circuit-rider preacher
The time of the writing of the US Constitution.
Time of the discovery of the Rosetta Stone in Egypt. See Rosetta Stone
Life of Charles Spurgeon – Known as the “Prince of Preachers”.
Professor Richard Owens of London coined the word “Dinosaur” to describe the large animal fossils that were being found all over the world. Dinosaur comes from two Greek words “Dino-Sauria” meaning “Terrible Lizard”.
Constantine Tischendorf visits the Monastery at Mt. Sinai. While there he discovers old manuscripts of the scriptures, which were dated4th century that were on their way of being destroyed.
Immaculate Conception of Mary becomes dogma.1847-1906185518591859186018621863-193518701871-18851874-19171878-19691892192519291962198019842001
Bishop Ussher dates the Earth at 6,000 years total!
Science dates the Earth at 4,500,000,000 years total!
If you divide Science’s estimation with Ussher’s exactitude, you achieve the result of 750,000!
That means for every 1-year credited by Ussher, Science credits 750,000 years! Any child could have pulled Ussher’s ‘exactitude’ out of his or her anal cavity!
When you use a Mythological Source (the Holy Bible) in an attempt to achieve a chronological result, this is what happens!
A Syllogism may still be Valid but UNTRUE if the Major Premise is UNTRUE! Accepting any Source as Axiomatic without REAL INVESTIGATION (including the Bible) is a Complete Waste of Intellectual Effort!
Bishop Ussher’s mathematical computations are not totally useless. His calculations re the earth’s age and the age of mankind are totally bogus for sure, but Ussher’s efforts do prove the inaccuracy and undoubtedly deliberate underestimations contained within the Bible itself if you respect Bishop Ussher’s mathematical abilities at all. And his more recent chronology is probably useful, valid history.
Therefore instead of the Bishop validating the Bible, he actually disproved the Bible’s validity from an historic point of view. The implication is that the Biblical inspiration came, not from God, but from an alternative source. Surely God knew better! So did the “alternative source”, but that source lied deliberately. We must attempt to find out why! God would not lie!
Bishop Ussher was Not Even Close!
Which One Is Adam?
In the original language in which the Bible was written, ‘Adam’ did NOT refer to an Individual; it meant ‘MANKIND’! And it was pronounced A’-dam”!
Tabacco has a Theory, which fits in perfectly with my overall ‘String Theory of Mankind’: the ‘Missing Link’ is ET! If ET exists, he undoubtedly opened his own Fertility or Genetic Clinic, splicing his own Genes with the smartest Creature on Earth at the time. We are the Children of ET, not the direct descendants of God Almighty! That is unless you believe that God is endowed with a penis!
Even with inaccuracies, the Earth and Life on Earth is lots more than 6,000 years. Bishop Ussher wasn’t even close! Neither is that 6-day thing in Genesis!
Genesis 1 New International Version (NIV)
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”
21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
POLITICS MEETS RELIGION
The Council of Nicaea, 325AD, decided which Gospels would go into the Bible and which Gospels would be excommunicated. You didn’t really think the Bible was written as a SINGLE BOOK, did you! The Bible is an Anthology, composed of Books decided upon by the First Council of Nicaea – a Political decision.
Among the 52 Gnostic Gospels, which were not included, is the ‘Gospel of Judas’, not written by Judas himself as were all the Gospels, included or not. Did you think Matthew, Mark, Luke & John wrote their own Eponymous Gospels? WRONG!
In the ‘Gospel of Judas’, Judas states that Jesus came to him, because Jesus could not trust Peter, and beseeched Judas to betray Christ so that he, Christ, could fulfill Biblical prophecy as the Redeemer. In fact, the ‘Gospel of Judas’ makes Judas a hero of sorts and certainly courageous, who aided Christ in securing his place in history at the risk of Judas’ own reputation. You probably already knew that Saint Peter was a COWARD!
I’m certain you will have no problem assessing why the First Council of Nicaea rejected that Gospel! Even in 325AD, it was all about the Benjamins!
If you besmirch Jesus’ reputation while elevating the reputation of Judas, you might kill the GOLDEN GOOSE, henceforth known as Christianity. There is a lot of Profit in Christian pocket$! Out with the ‘Gospel of Judas’! Next case!
After all, didn’t Jesus himself cast out the Money Changers (Rabbis) from the Temple for their Capitalistic Profiteering in God’s House!
Jesus Cleanses the Temple
12And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all those who were buying and selling in the temple, and overturned the tables of the moneychangers and the seats of those who were selling doves. 13And He said to them, “It is written, ‘MY HOUSE SHALL BE CALLED A HOUSE OF PRAYER’; but you are making it a ROBBERS’ DEN.”…
Church congregants by and large actually believe the hype, but Divinity Schools by and large are a subsidiary of College Business Schools. Incidentally, the Catholic Church is the world’s most successful corporation. Were he still alive, Jesus would not approve!
Tabacco highly recommends your reading ‘The Gospel of Judas’! Every story has 2-sides. After 2,000 years, it’s time you knew what the Catholic Church doesn’t want you to know. Just think of Catholic Popes as CEOs of the world’s most successful corporation!
PS After you read Judas, Google or Bing “Hitler’s Religion”! Can you guess what it was?
VATICAN, WE HAVE
Tabacco: You may check out other Bible versions if you like, but they all say the same thing!
Why would God say?
““Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
The speaker did NOT make a Freudian slip because the speaker made 3 references to multiple entities in the same sentence. When I broach the subject of these 3 verses to my “religious” friends, they attempt to rewrite the Bible on the spot. They, like I myself, missed this anomaly and thought the text read “I, myself or him”. Nobody got it right from memory.
Thus far, I’ve heard 2 “religious” explanations:
1 – God was referring to the Holy Trinity, and
2 – God was referring to angels.
No. 1 is not possible because Jesus Christ was not even born when Genesis was written. And the Holy Ghost is an invention of mankind.
No. 2 is not possible because angels are supposed to be dead humans, who lived righteously. How could angels, who are righteous dead humans, precede mankind?
It is obvious someone is talking, but not just about himself. Therefore it cannot be God. It makes no sense!
Either there are a multiplicity of gods as presented in Roman and Greek mythology thereby making MONOTHEISM dead wrong, or – and here’s where it gets interesting – the beings that ancient Jews thought were “gods” were
There are a multitude of physical evidentiary proofs of ANCIENT ALIEN ASTRONAUTS from thousands of years ago in BC, and from many disparate locations on Earth, including the Western Hemisphere, which was unknown to ancient Jews and Europeans prior to 1492AD!
Who was the Greatest Scientist of all time? Einstein? Isaac Newton? Copernicus? Teller? No! None of these guys, and none of that ilk! Einstein interpreted, investigated and hypothesized – Einstein NEVER CREATED! He wouldn’t know how!
Some sort of INTELLIGENCE is behind the many theories and laws, which explain or purport to explain how the natural world behaves. Man didn’t invent any of these!
And neither did Aliens! They may be smarter than mankind – that is obvious! But Aliens have never been smart enough to create physical laws, which govern the universe or universe(s), parallel or otherwise. And they never will be! Aliens are, however, ahead of mankind in discovering, quantifying and exploiting these “natural Laws”. And, if in fact Aliens exist, they could very easily have convinced early man that they were gods in spacecraft with superior knowledge and superior technical expertise.
The amazing thing is NOT that there are Aliens, but that mankind should have taken this long to figure it out. Surely, when that 1st among Equals said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”, he knew that one day somebody would pick up on that plurality and ask questions such as, “If that was God speaking, why would he use the plurals ‘us’ and ‘our’ instead of ‘me’ and ‘my’?” It’s like they were toying with us, testing our intelligence vs. our “connability”! These Aliens were not seeking to recreate themselves in mankind as their Equals any more than we would be were we to place our sperm in the reproductive canals of an ape. apparently they wanted, not Equals, but “SUPER-PETS”! And certainly that’s what they achieved! Apparently our progenitors, like us their offspring, have gargantuan Egos, and will not abide intellectual competition from us (even if we are better looking).
We must beware of our “creators”! Just as we would “terminate” an unsuccessful ‘experiment’ or an experiment that had yielded all its data or even because we became bored with the whole thing, Aliens may decide to terminate mankind for the same reasons, which have little or nothing to do with our faith in “god”. Intellectuals are usually, not only arrogant, but also cruel! That’s why I never dismiss any Doomsday prediction out-of-hand such as December 21, 2012. One of these Armageddon prophecies may be based on fact, known to our Alien Progenitors. Taking them seriously enough to investigate makes good sense. Dismissing one and all out-of-hand could be hazardous to our very existence!
However, anyone selling Doomsday Protection or a ticket on a spaceship out of here does not believe it himself or he would not be trying to get more of what would become useless currency!
However, religious purists need not fear! If mankind, in fact was seeded by ALIENS, that does not dispose of God. After all, who created the original ALIENS?
However, that would mean that although God is still God, man’s Creators were ALIEN ASTRONAUTS, not God directly! If there were an Adam and an Eve, they were sired by Alien males, not God!
And all those Godly miracles, burning bushes, parting of the Red Sea and Moses’ Tablets were achieved by the Technical Superiority of those Aliens and not by Godly magic!
And all those religious Tomes, predicated on mankind’s uniqueness and direct lineage to God Himself, are all DEAD WRONG!
In any event, it is obvious from Genesis 1:26-28 that the “god”, quoted there, was not alone, nor was he talking to himself!
The answer to my question, “Who was the Greatest Scientist of all time?”, is that Supreme Intelligence that created the Physical Laws that Einstein and Newton and Darwin and the rest have given name to and mathematical representation of. It is that Entity that most of us refer to as Allah, YHVH, or God! It is NOT the Impersonators, interviewed in the Bible, who travel in “chariots”!
Here’s another version of Genesis 1:26-28. Note that it is practically identical with the same “us” and “our”, but the writer proceeds with his own version of the Bible, ignoring the problem. That’s what most so-called religious people do – they ignore that which creates problems for their Biblical interpretations.
And they usually get away with the subterfuge! Why? Because nobody wants to go to Hell, be damned throughout eternity or oppose religious dogma!
But the Truth is the Truth! And Tabacco did NOT write their Bibles! However, I do know how to read accurately! And I do NOT ignore that, which is plain for all to see, particularly when it is pointed out to me.
But so-called Religious types sweep Truth under the Carpet of Religious Myopia. When will anyone with Religious credentials step forward and admit there is a problem with Religious dogma as exemplified by these passages – Genesis 1:26-28!
TO THOSE, WHO WOULD
Please answer the following questions:
A – Does God have a head?
B – Does God have 2 legs ending in 2 feet?
C – Does God have 2 arms with 2 hands?
D – Does God have a mouth? For what purpose?
E –Does God have a penis?
After you fumble with those 5 Questions above, please explain how your Answers jive with:
Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.
And after you have fumbled with that last challenge, substitute the following in those original 5 questions and see if it makes better sense:
A – Does ET have a head?
B – Does ET have 2 legs ending in 2 feet?
C – Does ET have 2 arms with 2 hands?
D – Does ET have a mouth? For what purpose?
E –Does ET have a penis?
If my Arguments, my Questions and your Answers haven’t convinced you yet, then go back to my original 5 Questions and assess how much sense that makes, substituting ‘God’ for ‘ET’!
And a very disturbing 2-minute YouTube video:
None of this disproves the existence of a True God, however it does cast very serious doubt on the Bible as the True God’s “Inspiration”. If you are one of those, who believe that belief in a False “god” will doom you to Hell for all eternity, then perhaps you should reevaluate your Biblical dependence.
At the very least, you must question whether Moses on the Mount and Jesus as the “only son of God” were actually touched by the Almighty or were they, in fact, merely deceived by ETs, technically superior to man and different enough from man himself, that any BC person would probably have assumed that these guys were in fact gods in chariots! Remember the term “UFO” or “Flying Saucer” had not been invented. In fact, although birds did it all the time, man was still thousands of years from the Wright Brothers.
Hell, man was thousands of years from Christopher Columbus. Both Moses and Jesus Christ died believing the earth was flat! But god, whoever he was in the Bible, never told them that was false! Whoever this god in Genesis was, he obviously knew better, but he wasn’t telling!
The Gnostic Gospels Paperback – September 19, 1989
Gnosticism’s Christian form grew to prominence in the 2nd century A.D. Ultimately denounced as heretical by the early church, Gnosticism proposed a revealed knowledge of God (“gnosis” meaning “knowledge” in Greek), held as a secret tradition of the apostles. In The Gnostic Gospels, author Elaine Pagels suggests that Christianity could have developed quite differently if Gnostic texts had become part of the Christian canon. Without a doubt: Gnosticism celebrates God as both Mother and Father, shows a very human Jesus’s relationship to Mary Magdalene, suggests the Resurrection is better understood symbolically, and speaks to self-knowledge as the route to union with God. Pagels argues that Christian orthodoxy grew out of the political considerations of the day, serving to legitimize and consolidate early church leadership@. Her contrast of that developing orthodoxy with Gnostic teachings presents an intriguing trajectory on a world faith as it “might have become”. The Gnostic Gospels provides engaging reading for those seeking a broader perspective on the early development of Christianity. –F. Hall
Tabacco: Translation “Christianity becomes the New GOLDEN GOOSE!”
“The first major and eminently readable book on Gnosticism benefiting from the discovery in 1945 of a collection of Gnostic Christian texts at Nag Hammadi in Egypt.” –The New York Times Book Review
By omitting the Gnostic Gospels, and by giving us only an inaccurate, incomplete and bogus rationale for that Omission, the First Council of Nicaea, which created the Bible out of the existing Gospels, has LIED BY OMISSION!
Yesterday Pope Francis I celebrated his first Easter Mass as the leader of the world’s 1.2 billion Roman Catholics. In his first “Urbi et Orbi” speech – Latin for “to the city [of Rome] and the world” – he called for peace in the Middle East; an end to human trafficking and greed; preventing the exploitation of natural resources; and protecting animals by becoming “responsible guardians of creation.” The Pope normally gives two Urbi et Orbi speeches each year where he deals with major challenges faced by the world and Christendom. In a future speech it has been predicted that he will discuss a unique challenge that the world faces according to the authors of a new book. In Exovaticana, Chris Putnam and Tom Horn predict that the new Pope, Francis I, will soon announce the existence of extraterrestrial life, among whom an alien savior will emerge to reinvigorate Christian teachings!
Putnam and Horn, successfully predicted in their last book, the best-selling Petrus Romanus: The Final Pope is Here, that Pope Benedict would resign rather than die in office. They based their prediction on St Malachy’s, Prophecy of the Popes. According to Putnam and Horn, Francis is the final Pope, “Petrus Romanus”, who will oversee the dissolution of the Catholic Church as predicted in St Malachy’s prophecy, by announcing an extraterrestrial savior.
Putnam and Horn claim to have documented the research and evidence supporting their startling prediction in their new book, Exovaticano – advance orders of which have already rocketed it into Amazon’s best seller lists for its April 15 release. On their website and in Exovaticano, they claim that the Catholic Church hierarchy plans to announce an extraterrestrial savior who will usher in a new world spiritual belief system that supplants traditional Christianity and organized religion. Putnam’s and Horn’s research is based on interviews with Catholic scholars and scientists who were willing to discuss the Prophecy of the Popes and the possibility of extraterrestrial life. Among the Catholic researchers interviewed is Dr Guy Consolmagno, a Jesuit and Vatican astronomer who generated much press interest in 2010 for his views on alien life. He said: “Any entity – no matter how many tentacles it has – has a soul.” When asked if he would baptize an alien, Consolmagno replied: “Only if they asked.” Putnam and Horn cite a difficult to find document written by Consolmagno who makes a remarkable claim about the relationship between Jesus and extraterrestrial life:
Perhaps it’s not so far-fetched to see the Second Person of the Trinity, the Word, Who was present “In the beginning” (John 1: l), coming to lay down His life and take it up again (John 10: 18) not only as the Son of Man but also as a Child of other races?
At first reading, it appears as though Consolmagno is suggesting that Jesus may have been the “Star-Child of an alien race” as Putnam and Horn suggest. On re-reading Consolmagno’s quote, it appears that he is instead claiming that the second aspect of the Holy Trinity that was personified in the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, may be recognized as relevant to other worlds and races. This would make it possible for Consolmagno to baptize aliens, even on their own worlds. If Jesus divinity is recognized by extraterrestrial races, and expressed in a unique way by them, then it is easy to understand why Consolmagno believes that contemporary society will “look to the Aliens to be the Saviors of humankind.” Consolmagno, as Putnam and Horn make clear, is no rogue priest making wild theological pronouncements about alien life. Consolmagno’s boss and Chief Vatican Astronomer, Dr Gabriel Funes, stunned the world in May 2008 when he revealed that it is acceptable for Catholics to openly contemplate extraterrestrial life. In an interview he said:
Just as there is a multiplicity of creatures on earth, there can be other beings, even intelligent, created by God. This is not in contrast with our faith because we can’t put limits on God’s creative freedom… “Why can’t we speak of a ‘brother extraterrestrial’? It would still be part of creation…
Both Funes and Consolmagno are scientific advisors to the Pope and advise him on all matters concerning astronomy – which includes the likelihood of a future discovery of extraterrestrial life. It’s inconceivable that both Funes and Consolmagno would have been able to make public their beliefs about extraterrestrial life without the approval of the previous Pope, Benedict XVI. It is highly likely that the Vatican astronomers will continue to be given permission to make statements about extraterrestrial life and its theological implications. So is it pure science driving these statements from Vatican astronomers or something else?
Funes and Consolmagno are best known among the scientific community for organizing an astrobiology conference on the grounds of the Vatican in November, 2009. The conference contemplated the consequences of the latest scientific advances which was made possible the discovery of exoplanets. A process that according to many astronomers makes the discovery of extraterrestrial life a question of “when” rather than “if”. For example, Dr Chris Impey from the University of Arizona’s Astronomy Department said at the 2009 conference:
As scientists gather to discuss progress in astrobiology, we still only know of one planet with life: our own. But there is a palpable expectation that the universe harbors life and there is hope that the first discovery is only a few years away.
It may be that Vatican astronomical interest is driven by the possibility of discovering extraterrestrial life on some distant exoplanet in the next few years. Not so according to Putnam and Horn. They contend that Vatican astronomers have already found evidence of extraterrestrial life, much closer to earth. Putnam and Horn claim that the Vatican’s astronomical telescope (Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope) located at the Mt Graham Observatory, Arizona, is tracking something that has yet to be announced to the world. They quote from Father Malachi Martin, another Jesuit, who cryptically revealed something that was being tracked by Vatican astronomers that had great significance. In a 1997 interview on the popular radio program Coast to Coast AM, Martin said:
Because the mentality…amongst those who [are] at the…highest levels of Vatican administration and geopolitics, know…what’s going on in space, and what’s approaching us, could be of great import in the next five years, ten years.
On the question of what precisely is being tracked, Putnam and Horn claim that “people familiar with Malachi believe he may have been referring to a near-future arrival of alien intelligence.” The aliens will be carrying with them a message that transforms Christianity from an earth-centric faith system into a new galactic faith that welcomes extraterrestrials as our “spiritual brothers”. Who will be the savior that emerges from the incoming extraterrestrial object secretly monitored by astronomers that, if Putnam and Horn are correct, the Vatican is preparing to soon announce in an “Urbi et Orbi” speech to the world?
To be continued.
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Tabacco: The Pope is relying on his ‘Flock’ believing anything he says because he says it!
Of all the Major Religions, Christianity is the ONLY ONE predicated on ‘Jesus Christ being the only son of God’! If mankind is NOT the only intelligent species on Earth, let alone the Universe and ET is the actual ‘creator’ of mankind, then the whole Basis for Christianity is beyond ABSURD – it is patently self-centered and egotistical to the nth degree.
Christianity is the One Major Religion, positioned on that SLIPPERY SLOPE of self-indulgence and MOST LIKELY to lose Credibility and Membership in a landslide of Revolt!
So what does Pope Francis know that we don’t! Perhaps Uncle Sam tells him what he won’t tell us! The Pope is placing pillows on the ground so the Fall from Grace won’t hurt his backside or the Catholic Church’s Income too much!
I don’t think it will work! This generation will probably stay hooked on Tithing, but 2nd and 3rd Generations will not look favorably on the 2000 years of Christian Propaganda that will be exposed for what it was when governments admit ET is not only here, but ‘created us in his image’!
Being made fools of by their own Church is bad enough, but when they realize the 2000-year-old Scam was perpetrated solely to initiate and perpetuate those pieces of Silver falling into those Church Collection Plates, the Church may have all Hell to pay!
But who knows! None are so blind as those, who will not see!
The passage above spoken by Ruth to Naomi is the most beautiful, lyric and romantic passage I personally have ever read ANYWHERE! And it was uttered by one woman to another woman, not to a man!
After clicking once on each of the Images immediately above, so as not to miss a single word, and reading about the two greatest love stories in the Bible [David & Jonathan + Ruth & Naomi], go to the following URL to see how Religious Propagandists/Spin Doctors try to make lemonade from spinach:
It seems that BIBLICAL HOMOPHOBIA has been overstated and propagandized by Biblical Revisionists!
Both David and Ruth have given Testimonials of deep-felt Romantic Love, which always include a sexual desire, and no amount of DENIAL by Homophobes can undo what has already been done or unsay what has already been said.
The Miracle is that those Testimonials have lasted in the Bible until the 21st century AD. Of course King James was never going to eradicate them!
Having read the two references above, it is apparent – at least to me – that Homosexual Lust is Biblical Abhorrence, but Homosexual Love is not only ‘tolerated’, but extolled!
What are you to believe – Political Spin by Religious Self-Interests or your own lying eyes?
But remember that you have to live with your stated Opinion! Hypocrisy is not an attribute of the godly!
Bible Prophecy is NOT very impressive! although it seems to impress lots of Religious folk, even if you take its words at face value:
A) If God prophesied certain events, what would be so unusual or miraculous when they come true;
B) If Extraterrestrials prophesied certain events, then used their superior Technological Know-How to make sure those Prognostications became reality, that’s not prophecy, that’s promising what you are going to do and then doing it. What would be so unusual or miraculous about that! Muhammad Ali proved “It ain’t bragging if you can do it!”
C) So once again I ask, “What’s so impressive about Biblical Prophecy?”
It doesn’t take a lot to impress Churchgoers, does it! On the other hand, Tabacco is astounded when 21st century folks still fall for old magicians’ tricks. There are NO MIRACLES; there is just UNEXPLAINED TECHNOLOGY!
Just because I say it’s Magic does NOT make it so! And just because the Bible says it’s a Miracle does NOT make it one!
In conclusion I give you a charming tune by George & Ira Gershwin, “It Ain’t Necessarily So” from the American Opera, ‘Porgy & Bess’:
To see/hear it sung, go to:
‘MIRACLES’ TO THE NAÏVE, –
TECHNOLOGY’ TO THE
Moses on Sinai and the 10 Commandments: Would Moses have known the difference between God’s Word and Extraterrestrial Technology? Would Moses have known about Microphones, Speakers and Lasers? Perhaps that was the Reason Moses was separated from his Flock – to prevent their hearing and seeing the actual Events transpire.
Moses in Ramses’ Court with the 2 serpents: One snake swallowing another? That seems like a Cecil B. DeMille film to me – in fact it was! Magicians (Harry Houdini comes to mind) are not inclined to give away their secrets. Cecil B. was NOT a Magician. If DeMille could do it, why couldn’t ET!
The Great Flood: Are you all familiar with mankind’s efforts to make it rain? Some have been successful! If man in the 20th century could make it rain, then why not ET in BC!
However, the Real Question is, “Did the Great Flood cover the entire planet?” Since Biblical Scribes never heard of Peru, North America, Australia etc., how could they be trusted to declare that the ‘Flood’ covered the ENTIRE PLANET? I do not believe even ET could do that over the entire Earth at the same time for the same 40-days! “Great Floods” may have occurred elsewheres at different times, but not during the SAME 40-DAYS! If ET can do that, I want PROOF!
Noah’s Ark: Noah spoke to someone, but not God! I wonder if ET used the same Microphone and the same Speaker he used when he spoke with Moses on Sinai! And No, I don’t believe ET just ‘predicted a Flood’, I believe ET caused the GREAT FLOOD on purpose (among other Catastrophes)!
Ark of the Covenant: Nothing in the Bible is more obviously Technology than this! Whether you believe in the God of Genesis or the True God or no God at all, you have to understand that! The Obvious Analysis is that the Covenant contained RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS! The Resulting Injuries suffered according to Biblical Accounts bear this out!
Jesus’ Immaculate Conception: Tell that to all those women, who have been Artificially Inseminated by mankind, not ET! They didn’t know about that Technology in 4AD, but we do now!
Jesus Feeding the Multitudes:
And that’s not the only way! If mankind knows it NOW, why wouldn’t ET have known it then!
Jesus’ Resurrection: That one has Multiple Possibilities! Take your pick! Tabacco unfortunately was not there when it occurred or not!
A – It never happened!
B – ET knows how to revive the Dead (Michael Rennie’s ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’)!
C – ET had already cloned Jesus, and that’s why his Birth was at least 3-years late in the first place!
D – ET found a Christ ‘Double’; Hollywood does it all the time; Hitler had more than 1!
In summation I ask you, “When has Religion ever been RIGHT when Science was WRONG! Both Science and Religion have been WRONG together countless times. But it is always Science that discovers the TRUTH, NOT RELIGION.
Science has often been RIGHT while Religion was WRONG! The Incidents of that are too numerous to mention. Science is like the ENGINE; Religion is like the BRAKE! If you drive carefully you might still reach your destination with only an Engine; but a car with only a Brake? Where you start is where you will stop! You will go nowhere!
Admittedly, this is only the 1st Part of Tabacco’s Search for Truth about God and ET. However, though I have found lots to undermine the ‘Holy Bible’ and its veracity, I have found nothing to dispute the Existence of God, provided of course the True God is NOT that Imposter in the Book of Genesis!
Now that I finally published Part 1, hopefully the rest of this Series will follow soon. In Future Parts, Tabacco not only repudiates the Bible’s ANALYSES & CONCLUSIONS, but I also give you unequivocal PROOFS that ET DOES EXIST!
Tabacco: I consider myself both a funnel and a filter. I funnel information, not readily available on the Mass Media, which is ignored and/or suppressed. I filter out the irrelevancies and trivialities to save both the time and effort of my Readers and bring consternation to the enemies of Truth & Fairness! When you read Tabacco, if you don’t learn something NEW, I’ve wasted your time.
Tabacco is not a blogger, who thinks; I am a Thinker, who blogs. Speaking Truth to Power!
In 1981′s ‘Body Heat’, Kathleen Turner said, “Knowledge is power”.
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